problackgirl:

*99% of black people all agree that something is offensive*

1 black person comes out with their cooning self and says ‘actually you know what I’m black and I don’t find this offensive tbh’

White people: OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YESSSS. SEE YOU GUYS ARE OVERREACTING. WE ALL BLEED RED WE ALL SUFFER EQUALLY. WE ALL BURN IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!

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#lana babes 
queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

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#too bad I still won't smoke 

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Anonymous said: Thank you for the orange is the new black spoiler :)

kanyewesticle:

Bitch. Uh huh. Why u mad? Cause my pussy pops severely and yours don’t ?

@14 hours ago with 43 notes

Open RP

juilan:

metrobussy:

juilan:

metrobussy:

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"This Lemon-Baked Summer Chicken Pesto tastes horrid," cried the Barefoot Contessa.

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"eat…my…shit."

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"I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now," cried the Barefoot Contessa. How could Jeffrey abandon her now, in this, her time of need?

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"I will kill you, skin you, and make you into a 30 minute meal that’s affordable and easy to make, dont test me rachael ray dont play"

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twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

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@18 hours ago with 152002 notes

"

Doctor: I think you’ll need a shot

Me: AYYYYY

Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*

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mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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