@9 hours ago with 126845 notes
@9 hours ago with 180866 notes
fuckyeahqueenbeyonce:

mess
@2 days ago with 21467 notes

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

@3 days ago with 46971 notes
jackjackattacks:

frost—rotom:

nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw


I just choked on air

jackjackattacks:

frost—rotom:

nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw

I just choked on air

(Source: dramaisthenewblack, via iwillmindfuckyou)

@3 days ago with 51425 notes

galexies:

katara:

im still thinking about that ugly cat like why would you make that.. whats the point.. who would want that cat… and why 

My weird hippie aunt had one of those for allergy reasons and I guess one time her boyfriend got really high and glued his pubes to it?? And my aunt (also very high) didn’t recognize it with hair, freaked and threw it out of the house. They never saw it again. Fuckin’ $2000 cat.

(via katara)

@3 days ago with 121 notes

all-these-longings:

♫ Song du Jour

Broken Crown - Mumford & Sons

But oh, my heart was flawed I knew my weakness”

(via mumfordy)

@3 days ago with 51 note and 192 play
#music 
Me:leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy
@9 hours ago with 34263 notes

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

image

(via firemen)

@9 hours ago with 80206 notes

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

@3 days ago with 46141 notes
awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

@3 days ago with 53169 notes
amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via iwillmindfuckyou)

@3 days ago with 226763 notes
prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker, via iwillmindfuckyou)

@3 days ago with 802050 notes