The name's Caleb. I'm a creative writing/Secondary English Ed. major and overall lover of good music.
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
working in customer service
(via fuckyeahloldemort)@3 days ago with 46971 notes
im still thinking about that ugly cat like why would you make that.. whats the point.. who would want that cat… and why
My weird hippie aunt had one of those for allergy reasons and I guess one time her boyfriend got really high and glued his pubes to it?? And my aunt (also very high) didn’t recognize it with hair, freaked and threw it out of the house. They never saw it again. Fuckin’ $2000 cat.
(via katara)@3 days ago with 121 notes
|Me:||leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy|
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
(via firemen)@9 hours ago with 80206 notes
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
(via fuckyeahloldemort)@3 days ago with 46141 notes