Oh y’know, just sitting here drinking two bottles of wine by myself cuz that’s what adults do when they have shitty days right?

@11 hours ago
#really don't care what they do because most are assholes #funny how two people can ruin a night 

rapunzelie:

men who hear the word feminism and respond with “how about equality instead?” like oh you mean feminism? yeah that’s what I just said thanks for your meaningless input

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@4 days ago with 56787 notes
titenoute:

monkeydluffy:

someone give him a crossing guard outfit

Ok

titenoute:

monkeydluffy:

someone give him a crossing guard outfit

Ok

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@4 days ago with 35055 notes
stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

@1 week ago with 111067 notes
#wtf 

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@1 week ago with 24723 notes

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@1 week ago with 659 notes

"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

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And they made it into a movie

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@1 week ago with 237004 notes

"There are some people in life that you can’t get over."

Stephanie Perkins, Lola and the Boy Next Door (via quotethat)

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@1 day ago with 5058 notes

gingahhh:

todo será bien en la fin

@4 days ago with 15 notes

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@5 days ago with 71231 notes

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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@1 week ago with 341331 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[vegansaul]
@1 week ago with 23773 notes

gingahhh:

neptunain:

murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes

murder house was the best hands down. it was the only one that was actually scary

@1 week ago with 72845 notes